Thursday, October 7, 2010

The Bear Country Jamboree

Ladies, Gentlemen. Mostly ladies. I sincerely wish for you to attend the Bear Country Jamboree on Thursday, October the 14th at six o clock in the cafetorium. The rewards will be great. Side-splitting laughter, shocks, and yours truly sporting a spiky blonde coif. Admission to such a spectacle will only be five dollars, less than you'd pay at a county fair to see a bearded lady. (It's glue and hair) You might want to see the parade immediately before, but it's optional. Have a good break.

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