OMG ROFL Newspaper!?!?!?

You read that right, we've got a newspaper coming out today, as soon as you get to school. We printed today, using our little gnomes and their printing presses to get it to you fresh off of the presses. In other news, have you heard about those poor Chilean miners? All 33 of them are gonna be stuck down there until Christmas! It's pretty sad, I'm afraid. Don't forget about that newspaper, and have a great day.